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kanye kisses kids. so does josh. move along.

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January 31, 2011 at 4:00 am

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adam nelson sells chicago, etc.

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so josh put up a post the other day about our friend, adam, who is now a real estate agent. certainly, i cannot object to this; i love adam. great guy. adam > kanye west, for sure. i would rather work with adam to buy property with all manner of irreconcilable easements from a squatter with questionable marketable title at 12.25% than even fucking consider listening to the new kanye west album, which i can only assume sounds something like the sound of an idiot laughing at a legion of even bigger idiots. seriously, kanye, here is the fucking thing: the beatles may have been bigger than jesus, and you may very well be bigger than the beatles, but everyone knows that you touch yourself.

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December 10, 2010 at 10:48 pm

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The Washboard

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today, josh posted a video of his father playing the washboard. i cannot stand the washboard; it causes me to break out in hives. i would rather listen to the sound of my mother weeping at a funeral for my brother than listen to anyone, let alone josh’s dad, play the washboard. the only thing i can think of that i could possibly despise more than the washboard is kanye west; if mr. west, god forbid, ever got a hold of a washboard and threw down some sort of neo-washboard-blingtastic-self aggrandizing bullshit, which at this point i would not put past him, contingent, of course, on him being able to package and sell it as SOME SORT OF GENIUS (and heaven knows you simpletons are in the market to buy it as such,) i would not hesitate to 1. scalp him, and 2. scalp myself. i dare you, kanye, i dare you. go fuck yourself. and your stupid washboard.

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November 8, 2010 at 9:40 pm

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statement of purpose

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my friend, er, acquaintance, josh, decided to add some sunshine to this world with his blog, Josh du Jour, where every day you can find something to “like, or even love.” as pleasant as this may be, i feel it is my duty to counteract his goodwill by taking a few minutes out of my own day to either 1. explain to you, dear reader, why the things that josh likes, or even loves, are absolutely terrible, or, 2. in the event that i share a fondness for something he posts, and i assure you that this will rarely happen, simply choose something at random and tell you why i hate it.

kicking against the pricks,

robb

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November 8, 2010 at 4:26 am

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